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Europe Demotivational Poster


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?

Bravery -

TAGS: brexit eu europe britain montypython
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 26, 2016, 5:27 am
Thanks :))
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2016, 3:38 am
They did what the US did back in 1776. Separated themselves from unaccountable rulers in another country
EmilioDumphque - June 25, 2016, 9:24 pm
NICELY done!!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 5:41 pm
I'm joining Reality Lord's Monty Python scheme.

Living In Denial -

TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 3.94/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

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AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


TAGS: tourism europe vacation king royalty
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:00 pm
Thank You. : )
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 11:18 am
5L because I likely won't see more puns in one joke before I go to bed for the day

THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original

TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5

AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses

TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

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Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.



TAGS: usa europe texas
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - June 7, 2013, 1:52 pm
It's not quite like that...but I speak only by myself :)
rerun - June 5, 2013, 8:26 pm

I am from Texas and I approve this message.


TAGS: europe european union rope safety hanging
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
Except for the MEP’s, who use it to tie closed the bags they have stuffed full of the cash they have claimed as expenses!!!:-P
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
wierd fact: nearly 30 people each year try to commit suicide with bb guns
justme - May 26, 2011, 12:19 pm
actually america is number one in suicides... so i think that we in europe use it for a safety line ;)


TAGS: just got back from europe amman jordan home place
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheTrashHeap - September 17, 2010, 8:49 am
You had it easy hammy! you should have been here when I joined.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:11 am
Believe me deadluvva, i had to go through some really hurtfull **** before i was actually accepted to "enjoy this site" as moo calls it :)
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:44 am
I don't think I've ever seen Las Vegas like that. :)
forseti - September 12, 2010, 9:35 am
Home is where the heart is! I like it, even it has nothing to do with a motiFAKE, has it?!? 5L ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am
This is Just Hawamleh showing pride in his country....everyone should enjoy this site....even Hammy.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:54 am
I really do not know what to think about this one......

EUROPE - Apparently not recognizing the importance of a healthy breakfast.

TAGS: europe
Rating: 3.5/5

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ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...

TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
b***hurt Amerifag is b***hurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.

USA USA USA - end of argument

TAGS: usa vs europe lol
Rating: 2.82/5

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AcidRain - July 24, 2012, 5:52 pm
gasp gasp...
Airman - July 24, 2012, 5:24 pm
roll tide
steve1961 - July 24, 2012, 12:08 am
Don't know about the rest but I like Alaska and the American Flag has stars in it and stars are always cool :)
Greeny - July 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
wow - thirteen swings all at once; pretty impressive
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:57 pm
that isn't to say the US hasn't made contributions anywhere - the categories chosen just weren't the best ones to choose.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
right - back to work then. :)
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
And the US has the gall to think it is qualified to tell others what to do. go USA go USA! LOL
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
Americans are the most propagandized people of any nation. The American dream cannot become reality so long as Americans remain imprisoned by such delusions and fail to think.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
People in real countries don't worry about paying for health care AND they live longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2012, 9:48 pm
Dude, Don't hold back....Tell us how you really feel.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Politics? The US leads the world in incarceration (more than any police state), yet has more violent crime than any 1st world country by an wide margin. The NRA wants the criminally insane to have machine guns.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Sports? Fake WWE vs real boxing (European). Golf is Scottish too (ie European). Movies? Hollywood steals it plots from Shakespeare.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Cars? A German invention. Mercedes, Porsche, MG, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. The US is good for boats that wallow and guzzle gas vs European handling. 55mph (max 75) vs unlimited. The GT40 wasn't American - it was British.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Technology? The rocket, jet engine, atom bomb and computer were invented in Europe.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Art? Europe has more categories of art than the US has original artists. Food and drinks? Beer, bread, chocolate and cheese in the US are inedible compared to the European originals. American food is fast food which makes you fat.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
History? Europe & world vs. US & Iraq. Visited moon vs. explored Earth. Europeans invented democracy. Americans still don't have one. Piss tests, union busting and kleenex workers vs. labour laws that protect workers.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Science & Education? Europeans don't enslave themselves to pay for education while the US school system gets hyjacked by fundies as vile as the Taliban. Architecture? Gothic, Roman, Greek, Tudor, Baroque, Queen Anne etc etc?
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Wow... Celebrities? British Royal weddings? The Governator was European Music? The British invasion? Punk. Without huge advertising budgets no-one would buy pop. Partying? Harsh drug laws mean prison for what Europeans take for granted.
AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 5:11 pm
Dying on just about every category... awesome.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

I agree completely, except for Gerard Depardieu. Mymymymymy.....5Ls

TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?

TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 2.55/5

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knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?

NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!

TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Neal

HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Trigger***k, you f***ing suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a p****!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.

INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.

EUROPEANS - Good at insulting Americans, and nothing else.

TAGS: europeans
Rating: 2.05/5

EUROPE - Producing mass murderers since 1922

TAGS: europe world america war
Rating: 1.92/5

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Bashermo57 - April 30, 2009, 7:41 pm
Harsh but true, although not just Europe but any war driven male dominated empire society naturally has attack other lands and made slaves or killed many, then in return gets attacked, that's how many wars start.
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:15 pm
yeah sure, and who was using weapons like atom bomb and then saying "whoops, thats a bad weapon very bad.... no other countries should have this weapons!"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2008, 4:24 pm
I believe the original poster was meant to be sarcastic, the second one (first outer layer of tunnel) stupid, and the current layer wrong on purpose like so many of the 'geography' posters here.
fred - October 4, 2008, 2:36 pm
Hang about This picture was from when the yanks napalmed vietnam. Bit hypocritical to call us the murderers eh?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 12:20 pm
Pardon??? Do you mean the likes of Adolf and Stalin?

ASIA - Did you Mean: Europe?

TAGS: google europe asia john
Rating: 1.44/5

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rick - October 2, 2008, 4:09 pm
The Great Google knows all.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:22 pm
Behold, the tunnel bait has been planted.